Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

Boyfriend has had two job interviews today and I’m sitting here like… “I have two degrees…”

Posted 2 weeks ago

dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

(Source: razzadoops)

Posted 2 weeks ago

thesmokingpossum:

"I really want to read your work" is both the best and the most terrifying sentence in the world.

Posted 2 weeks ago

funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

Posted 2 weeks ago

goldenthong:

did you ever stop to think people are reading this sentence in different accents 

Posted 2 weeks ago

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

Posted 2 weeks ago

brklynbreed:

The funny thing about introverts is once they feel comfortable with you, they can be the funniest, most enjoyable people to be around. It’s like a secret they feel comfortable sharing with you. Except, the secret is their personality.

Posted 2 weeks ago

wrathiaa:

how dare you come into my house and disrespect my stuffed animals,

(Source: alexcplow)

Posted 2 weeks ago

apricotedits:

Now you listen to me, James Hawkins. You got the makings of greatness in ya!

Posted 2 weeks ago

How To Train Your Dragon 2 was FUCKING AWESOME.

also, master-of-shuppets and I are not dead. We just don’t have any internet xP

Posted 2 weeks ago
  1. me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
  2. me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord
Posted 2 weeks ago

sourcedumal:

hobbitdragon:

crotchetybushtit:

usually unpopular opinion puffin pisses me off but this is so important

yes this

ALL OF THIS

(Source: wildreservations)

Posted 2 months ago
thelilnan:



phoenix:


This always bugged me about sports fans.
“NEEEERD!”  “You, sir, are wearing cheese.”


I think about this all the time

thelilnan:

phoenix:

This always bugged me about sports fans.

“NEEEERD!”  “You, sir, are wearing cheese.”

I think about this all the time

(Source: hawk222)

Posted 2 months ago
After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week.
(via rumour)

(Source: sensxal-bliss)