Posted 1 month ago
thelilnan:



phoenix:


This always bugged me about sports fans.
“NEEEERD!”  “You, sir, are wearing cheese.”


I think about this all the time

thelilnan:

phoenix:

This always bugged me about sports fans.

“NEEEERD!”  “You, sir, are wearing cheese.”

I think about this all the time

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Posted 1 month ago
After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week.
(via rumour)

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Posted 1 month ago

sim0nbaz:

foxsan:

shuttersmiley:

sourcedumal:

jackthebard:

Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl.
There are only fake geek boys.
Science fiction was invented by a woman.

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Specifically a teenage girl. You know, someone who would be a part of the demographic that some of these boys are violently rejecting.

Isaac Asimov.

yo mary shelley wrote frankenstein in 1818 and isaac asimov was born in 1920 so you kinda get my point

Posted 1 month ago
kingdom hearts + a keyblade from each world

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Posted 1 month ago

ruruserket:

*reaches out arm and opens hand*
*no keyblade appears*
*sighs in disappointment*

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Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

nyugen:

Please play Dragon Age: Origins.

Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago
master-of-shuppets:

brandonplease:

You can’t not reblog this.

ULTIMATE NINTENDO GIFNESS

master-of-shuppets:

brandonplease:

You can’t not reblog this.

ULTIMATE NINTENDO GIFNESS

Posted 1 month ago

prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan

I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

Posted 1 month ago

radicalravenclaw:

my eating habits are so terrible in the summer it’s like one day i’ll eat an apple and nothing else and the next i will eat a whole pizza and a cake 

Posted 1 month ago

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

Shipping Those Two Characters Was Not My Intention: a tale of regret and acceptance

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Posted 1 month ago

pullupthepoor:

holmes-sweet-holmes:

You know whats annoying? That it’s normal to know everything there is to know about football and know every players name and know the scores and dress up for games etc but god forbid someone knows all the actors of lord of the rings names and dresses up as a character for comic con, thats just SAD.

sOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

Posted 1 month ago

hyperionwitch:

twilightsnumberoneassistant:

((*masses button till it breaks*))

dude LITERALLY WHY WOULD ANYONE NOT PRESS THIS

Posted 1 month ago

ccesamestreet:

spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one though
what am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)

After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.

One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 

She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.

Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.

Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..

And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

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