Posted 15 hours ago

dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

(Source: razzadoops)

Posted 1 day ago

thesmokingpossum:

"I really want to read your work" is both the best and the most terrifying sentence in the world.

Posted 1 day ago

funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

Posted 2 days ago

goldenthong:

did you ever stop to think people are reading this sentence in different accents 

Posted 2 days ago

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

Posted 3 days ago

brklynbreed:

The funny thing about introverts is once they feel comfortable with you, they can be the funniest, most enjoyable people to be around. It’s like a secret they feel comfortable sharing with you. Except, the secret is their personality.

Posted 3 days ago

wrathiaa:

how dare you come into my house and disrespect my stuffed animals,

(Source: alexcplow)

Posted 4 days ago

apricotedits:

Now you listen to me, James Hawkins. You got the makings of greatness in ya!

Posted 4 days ago

How To Train Your Dragon 2 was FUCKING AWESOME.

also, master-of-shuppets and I are not dead. We just don’t have any internet xP

Posted 4 days ago
  1. me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
  2. me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord
Posted 4 days ago

sourcedumal:

hobbitdragon:

crotchetybushtit:

usually unpopular opinion puffin pisses me off but this is so important

yes this

ALL OF THIS

(Source: wildreservations)

Posted 2 months ago
thelilnan:



phoenix:


This always bugged me about sports fans.
“NEEEERD!”  “You, sir, are wearing cheese.”


I think about this all the time

thelilnan:

phoenix:

This always bugged me about sports fans.

“NEEEERD!”  “You, sir, are wearing cheese.”

I think about this all the time

(Source: hawk222)

Posted 2 months ago
After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week.
(via rumour)

(Source: sensxal-bliss)

Posted 2 months ago

sim0nbaz:

foxsan:

shuttersmiley:

sourcedumal:

jackthebard:

Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl.
There are only fake geek boys.
Science fiction was invented by a woman.

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Specifically a teenage girl. You know, someone who would be a part of the demographic that some of these boys are violently rejecting.

Isaac Asimov.

yo mary shelley wrote frankenstein in 1818 and isaac asimov was born in 1920 so you kinda get my point

Posted 2 months ago
kingdom hearts + a keyblade from each world

(Source: titanark)