May 2013
238 posts
“1.
I say, ‘I am fat.’
He says ‘No, you are beautiful.’
I wonder why I cannot...”
– Rachel Wiley (via hotbroccoli)
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the sleaziest... →
mosteveryonesmadhere:
mintmanic:
A SCOTTISH nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers to spy on women as they visit the toilet.
Really? Really? They installed two way mirrors into the women’s bathrooms, and did not even attempt to make this known to the women using those bathrooms.
It was a shitty, shitty thing to do anyway, but that just takes the fucking...
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Me and my boyfriend discussing body image.
Me: I really don't like my body. It's too big and it has all those silly marks on it.
Boyfriend: Stretch marks? Don't you mean your tiger stripes?
Me: Well, yeah, but they're not even that normal purple colour any more. They're a weird silvery colour cos they're finally fading.
Boyfriend: So, they're shiny tiger stripes?
Me: ....
Boyfriend: ...
Me: You WOULD make it a Pokemon reference...
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pokemonandboys:
If the next season isn’t called Doctor Please I will be incredibly disappointed.
This is the horror I thought of…
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Boyfriend: It's funny how we were looking at the Gen 1 style sprites for the new Pokemon, but ended up comparing them to Gen 2 Pokemon.
Me: I know, but seriously! Look at them! Yveltal looks like a weird hybrid of Lugia and Ho-Oh and Xerneas looks like a glorified Stantler!
Me: ....
Boyfriend: ...
Me: It's a Stantler with delusions of grandeur.
Boyfriend: ...
Me: ...
Boyfriend:
Me: It's a Stantler with schizophrenia. There we go, I just solved Pokemon for X and Y.
Me: ...
Boyfriend: ...
Me: LOL ALGEBRA JOKE.
This is how my girl differentiates between Yveltal...
mosteveryonesmadhere:
Yveltal: That weird Ho-oh/Lugia thingy
Xerneas: That thing that looks like a Stantler
Me: …xD
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Are there any other UK-US LDRs out there?
I’m really curious to see who else out there has an LDR from America to the UK xP I really wanna make more LDR friends, especially people in the same situation as my boyfriend and I =)
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I think the Doctor Who fandom just imploded...
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
My baby is silly =P =)
mosteveryonesmadhere:
She’s writing down notes to study from her lectures, and she misspelled something, then said she had typo’d. Writing and typoing? That’s a new one on me =P But still, she’s silly =) And I love her for it =) <3
I’d love to know how you can typo on a paper notebook xP As long as I didn’t go looking for the undo button, we’re still alright xP
youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:
It was not your ship but mine.
And it was your OTP on the line.
The writers fucked it up this time
Didnt they my dear
Didnt they my-
My dad has nicknames for all of The Avengers...
daeneryes:
The L’Oreal brothers
Male Katniss
The green special snowflake who’s always pissed off
Captain ”my skintight suit will make you feel uncomfortable”
Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist
The chick who got added in to make everything look less gay
Robin
HE SHOULDN’T HAVE DIED
The Angry Pirate
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